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New Book ‘Total Sh*t Donald Trump’ Skewers the President

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Author Paul Orwell's new book "Total Sh*t Donald Trump" (ISBN: 978-1733807302; ppb; Oceania Press) released today on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple and many other platforms, makes the case that the president is, in a sense, "the physical embodiment of our nation's collective excrement" and that "we citizens have a duty to flush it, not just shovel it."

While Orwell acknowledges that Trump is consistently inconsistent unlike any other President before him, he asserts that Trump is a conscious, committed and unapologetic turd.

The book contains numerous pithy author insights, including:

* Hundreds of phrases of Trumpspeak in a "sh*ttery" at the back of the book. "Trumpspeak" is POTUS 45's version of Newspeak from namesake George Orwell's book "1984."

* Reasons why many Americans think the President's sh*t doesn't stink. Not a matter of olfactory glands but a matter of mental avoidance, delusion and the collective suspension of disbelief.

* Advice to all Americans as to how to help evacuate Trump from the American body. A simple step remedy is described, which would make a timely and effective laxative for the U.S.A.

* (and much more, uncensored!)

"The general public is not as comfortable as Don is in the land of lying, litigation, exaggeration and misinformation, which gave Trump great advantage through the election," says author Paul Orwell. "But in November 2020 the electorate will have a chance to get toilet plungers out and give politicians their quadrennial cleaning at the ballot box."

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"Total Sh*t Donald Trump" is published by Oceania Press today as a free eBook at

Available in Print:
The book is available for purchase for $5.95 in paperback from major booksellers; and available in Kindle and print at Amazon at It contains 82 pages.

About the Author:
Paul Orwell is the author of "Total Sh*t: Donald Trump," a satirical essay about our president that uses "sh*t" as a metaphor to describe Trump, and the book "SAD! Donald 'Biff' Trump Is President," which catalogs the striking similarities between Donald Trump and the bully Biff Tannen from "Back to the Future II."

Orwell is a businessman and writer living in Washington, D.C. who believes that Dirty Don is soiling America and that regular Republicans and Democrats have much more in common than Big Media wants them to believe. He fervently hopes that once the "Trumpster fire" has been extinguished, America can heal again.

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Trump’s wrong attack on Opioid Epidemic

CORTE MADERA, Calif. -- Dr. Don Harte, chiropractic activist, says Trump's new panel, headed by Chris Christie, to deal with the opioid epidemic, is "philosophically and scientifically dead wrong."

Dr. Harte declares, "The reason for this epidemic is clear. Orthopedists and other doctors freely prescribe Oxycontin, Fentanyl, Soma and other opioid drugs, get their patients addicted, then cut them off. These patients end up seeking heroin on the street. It all begins in the doctor's office. It ends in pain, life disruption and, often, death."

"It begins with sciatica, arthritis, carpal tunnel syndrome, or some sports injury," Dr. Harte says. "Modern orthopedic medicine can do nothing to fix these things. This opioid epidemic is emblematic of the failure of Medicine."

Dr. Harte continues, "While they can't get you better, orthopedists can and do make conditions, and pain, worse, in two ways. Cortisone shots damage already-damaged (by anti-inflammatories) joint surfaces. Spinal surgery has such a bad record that they have a name for their failures... 'Failed back surgery syndrome.' And when joint replacements aren't right, it's disastrous!" He charges, "This is irresponsible science; it is irresponsible doctoring."

"There is no hope," says Dr. Harte, "in pain management. It fixes nothing, while causing constipation and sleep problems, lung and heart damage, as well as addiction. To empower the government to provide more and better rehab for opioid addicts, created by medical care, is not the answer! Such a safety net will likely lead to a bigger epidemic."

Dr. Harte's answer to this crisis? "The only answer to the current life-destroying opioid epidemic is to point the finger at orthopedic medicine, and lead the way to safe and effective chiropractic care, on a widespread basis. It is high time that people reject what does not work, and seek what does." He concludes, "Chiropractic works. It corrects cause, with zero risk for addiction."

Dr. Don Harte, former medical student, is a traditional chiropractor, serving Marin and the Greater Bay Area since 1981. He is an activist in the struggle for free speech for chiropractors. Dr. Harte was named 2006 "Chiropractor of the Year" by the World Chiropractic Alliance (WCA). He has served on the Boards of the WCA and the Council on Chiropractic Practice. His articles have been published in OMNI magazine, San Francisco Chronicle, Chiropractic Journal and Journal of the California Chiropractic Association.

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World’s Biggest Participation Trophy for Trump’s Historic Campaign Run Dedicated in Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS, Nev. -- A nine-foot-tall trophy featuring a large gold and sienna head of Donald J. Trump on a gilded plinth is scheduled to be dedicated in Las Vegas next month before the election. The monumental statue, believed to be the World's Largest Participation Trophy, in honor of Donald Trump's presidential run, was sculpted by the commissioned artist Daniel Edwards. The dedication is scheduled for November 4th, announces Cory Allen Contemporary Art.

The "RNC Participation Trophy for Donald J. Trump, Election 2016" is a heroically scaled bust of Trump, recalling the idealistic portraits of German sculptor Arno Breker. It is fixed atop a six-foot-tall gold-chromed podium, which resembles the Trump Hotel. Trump's sienna-colored likeness has a jutting chin; his sweeping hair is gold-leafed with golden eyebrows to match, and he is crowned with a German eagle as a nod to his German heritage.

Portraying the heroic scaled likeness of Trump himself as a companion piece to the Trump Hotel Las Vegas, with glitz and grandeur to match, dedication of the RNC Participation Trophy is scheduled to take place in its vicinity.

Despite the conceding of his own party and campaign that he is behind in the polls, Trump maintains he is winning.

"A winning attitude facilitates participation in the face of doubt, and Mr. Trump is doing his best, which is the example we want for all of our children. The act of participation makes winners of us all, even when our best isn't quite enough," said the artist's spokesperson Cory Allen. "Mr. Trump deserves the world's biggest participation award for an unprecedented campaign."

The Trump award is the inaugural presentation of the RNC Participation Trophy. No word on whether or not future presentations will maintain Mr. Trump's likeness to represent the participation award in perpetuity.

"RNC Participation Trophy for Donald J. Trump" will be dedicated at 11 a.m. November 4, 2016 in Las Vegas. Press may contact Cory Allen at 323-393-3115 or visit to RSVP for exact location of media conference and dedication ceremony.


Photo Caption: "RNC Participation Trophy for Donald J. Trump" by commissioned artist Daniel Edwards.

Neither the RNC nor Mr. Trump commissioned, authorized or endorsed this sculpture and have no relationship to its display or deployment.

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Donald Trump May No Longer Be the GOP Presumptive Nominee says Challenger Donald Lowe

SAN ANGELO, Texas -- Donald Eugene Lowe is officially announcing that he will be the challenger at the Republican convention in the nomination bid for the White House.

"It's been done before and it can be done again," Lowe says.

Lowe recalls that at the 1880 Republican National Convention that when Secretary of the Treasury, John Sherman, Ulysses S. Grant or James G. Blaine could get enough votes to secure the nomination, delegates chose James A. Garfield as a compromise on the 36th ballot.

"I'm giving voters a choice too," Lowe says. "I'm challenging Trump and am ready for all that comes next. Trump is no longer the presumptive nominee."

Lowe says that he has dreamed of running for president since he was seven. He believes, the time is now right.

He insists that if Americans are seeking a president who will work for them, he's your man.

"I'm the real deal," he says. "I'm the Donald people want."

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About Donald Lowe:

Lowe was raised on welfare. His mother was physically and mentally disabled. His grandparents helped to bring him up. His upbringing was not easy and he witnessed what havoc drugs could bring to his family which resulted in the death of a sibling.

He is a self-proclaimed inventor and forward thinker. He has a passion for helping others and is asking U.S. citizens to vote for him in the November 2016 election.

Among Lowe's political positions, he believes in the right to bear arms, is a supporter of capital punishment, is actively fighting in the war against drugs and hopes to see a 40 percent reduction in foreign oil use over the course of the next three years.

Twitter: @realdonaldlowe

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Announcing the Trump Insults Playing Cards: full color caricatures of all the people whom Donald Trump has insulted

NEW YORK, N.Y. -- Quantum Results is excited to announce the launch of the Trump Insults Playing Cards on Indiegogo, 54 full color caricature cards of the people in politics, entertainment and the media whom Donald Trump has insulted. Our cards include drawings of Hillary Clinton, President Obama, Ted Cruz, Bernie Sanders, Rosie O'Donnell, Kim Kardashian, Madonna and even the Pope. All of the major former Republican Presidential candidates are pictured, accompanied by Trump's insults. Do your part to Make America Great Again.

The Trump Insults Playing Cards have been launched as an Indiegogo campaign here:

Don't let your friends trump you. Be the first in your card playing clan to own a piece of history. Bring Trump Insults Playing Cards to your next card game or gathering and start some stimulating conversation or even heated debate. Now you can collect the greatest collection of Trump Insults. Some you may be familiar with, but many will surprise you.

Art Glass, President of Quantum Results says: "Trump Insults Playing Cards will have you start spirited discussions about Trump and politics while playing cards with your friends. Even if you are not a Trump fan, you can enjoy his insults aimed at politicians, entertainment figures and the media. Each card includes the quote of the insult, the date, and where it was said."

These cards are beautifully drawn with lots of personality, colorful backgrounds and have detailed patriotic flag backs.

There has never been a candidate quite like Trump and there are no card decks that offer you the exquisite and playful artwork of the people Trump has insulted as this one does. Trump proverbially likes to hold all the cards and now you can too!

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The Trump Insults Playing Cards makes a great gift, collector's item and conversation starter. You will love these cards. Your friends will say: Where did you get those cards?

We will be launching the complete collection of insults in the Trump Insults Playing Cards ebook, release date soon.

Quantum Results specializes in caricatures of politicians and entertainers.

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MNGOP Delegates Seek to Repudiate Donald Trump

MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. -- In an unprecedented move, officers and delegates within the Republican Party of Minnesota (MNGOP) have announced their intention to repudiate their party's presumptive nominee for president, organizing under the name Conservatives for Candidates of Character. At an upcoming meeting of the party's state central committee, the group will propose a prohibition on MNGOP expenditures in support of the controversial candidate.

"We want to send a clear message that Republicans in Minnesota categorically reject the divisive candidacy of Donald Trump," said Walter Hudson, a convention delegate and local officer appointed as spokesman for the group.

"Party unity is earned, not dictated," Hudson continued. "Since securing his role as the party's presumptive nominee, Donald Trump has neglected his responsibility to lead the party through persuasion, instead claiming that the election is about him. Trump and many of his supporters have expressed explicit disdain for the party and its elected representatives. Worse, the candidate has waffled on core conservative principles and conducted himself reprehensibly on the campaign trail."

A similar anti-Trump effort was defeated in Omaha on Saturday as Nebraska Republicans met for their state convention. However, Trump critics in the MNGOP believe their proposal will garner support.

"Trump won Nebraska with 60 percent of the vote," Hudson noted. "He came in a distant third here. Trump has struggled to secure committed national delegates in Minnesota."

Organizing under the name Conservatives for Candidates of Character, the group has set up a Facebook page and can be followed on Twitter @CCCMN16. They seek support from among MNGOP delegates and officers, and have a sign up form to that end linked on their Facebook page: .

The MNGOP state central committee meeting will be held in Duluth on Friday, with the party's state convention set to follow that evening and throughout Saturday.

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