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July 11, 2006

Table-Turning Millionaire Chicago Bachelor Thumbs Nose at Cheating Ex with 437 Other Women Begging to Join Him on FREE Luxury Spanish Holiday

freeNewsArticles Story Summary: CHICAGO, IL – July 11 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) — Chicago bachelor Scott Tucker is making a unique internet search to find a new travelling companion to join him at the exclusive luxury Hotel Arts in Barcelona, Spain. A Ritz-Carlton Group hotel, and within just 100 yards of some of the most superb beaches in Spain, the Hotel Arts is considered to be the finest hotel in Barcelona….

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June 22, 2006

Dumped Chicago Bachelor Swears Under Oath That His $7,700 Luxury Spanish Holiday Online Giveaway Has Nothing To Do With Sex

freeNewsArticles Story Summary: CHICAGO, IL – June 22 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) — Chicago bachelor Scott Tucker is making a unique Internet search to find a new traveling companion to join him at the exclusive luxury Hotel Arts in Barcelona, Spain. A Ritz-Carlton Group hotel, and within just 100 yards of some of the most superb beaches in Spain, the Hotel Arts is considered to be the finest hotel in Barcelona….

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March 27, 2006

Madonna Gets Axed in Wisconsin – GoldenPalace.com adds Virgin Mary Firewood to Collection of Items

freeNewsArticles Story Summary: JANESVILLE, WI – Mar. 27 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) — Just seconds away from being cast into the fire of a wood-burning stove, a chunk of firewood bearing the image of the Virgin Mary was saved only to be sold on eBay to online casino GoldenPalace.com for $99….

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March 9, 2006

Jesus Christ Found on Shop Floor – GoldenPalace.com Buys Divine Image on Sheet Metal

freeNewsArticles Story Summary: MANCHESTER, CT – Mar. 9 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) — Is a piece of sheet metal worth $1500? It is to GoldenPalace.com, especially when it bears the image of Christ and the Virgin Mary. Hardy’s Hardware employee Thomas Haley was unloading supplies when he had to do a double-take at a particular piece of sheet metal because he saw a face staring back at him….

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October 17, 2005

Unique Internet Name Once Owned by Bin Laden, Which Expired on 9-11-01, Now Promotes Peace

freeNewsArticles Story Summary: LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Oct. 17 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) — shrimpo LLC and Christopher Curry have made news previously when it announced that it had created a unique procedure to take control of the official Bin Laden family website, saudi-binladin-group.com, for which the domain registration expired simultaneously with the tragic events of September 11, 2001….

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August 7, 2005

100 Painted Cows Storm Florida – Better to Paint Cows Than Eat Them

freeNewsArticles Story Summary: SARASOTA, Fla. – August 7 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) — A surreal display of marketing creativity can be seen 2.3 miles east of I-75 on Fruitville Rd. in Sarasota, Florida – 100 cows grazing in a field, with a website address painted on their bodies and several even painted completely purple. No, this isn’t an excerpt from a Hunter S. Thompson novel; it’s the latest and most unusual marketing campaign by GoldenPalace.com….

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June 29, 2005

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Caught in the Act – Celebrities’ Air Captured at Mr. & Mrs. Smith Premiere

freeNewsArticles Story Summary: LOS ANGELES, Calif. – June 29 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) — For those that have always dreamed of breathing the air of the rich and famous comes the one and only ‘Celebrity Jar’ containing the air of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The Jar was sold for $529.99 on eBay to notorious collector of pop culture merchandise GoldenPalace.com….

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June 23, 2005

Jesus Found Plastered in Man’s Bathroom

freeNewsArticles Story Summary: PITTSBURGH, PA – June 23 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) — GoldenPalace.com, the Internet casino famous for outrageous eBay purchases, has acquired a water-stained piece of plaster from a Pittsburgh man’s bathroom that bears a remarkable resemblance to the image of Jesus Christ. GoldenPalace.com spent $1,999.99 for the divine stain….

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May 23, 2005

Earn Your Place in the World Record Books, Without Getting Up Off the Couch

freeNewsArticles Story Summary: SACRAMENTO, Calif. – May 23 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) — Stan Oleynik, the creator of the highly successful Mystery Toilet Paper auction, today announced that he will attempt to set the world’s record for the longest TV-watching marathon in history. And in a unique twist, Oleynik will auction off the right to change his name to the name or company name of the highest bidder, assuring their place in the Guinness Book of World Records….

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May 10, 2005

Disgruntled Wilbanks Wedding Guest’s Invitation Sold on eBay – GoldenPalace.com Adds Runaway Bride’s Wedding Invitation To Collection

freeNewsArticles Story Summary: DULUTH, GA – May 10 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) — In what is quickly becoming a Jennifer Wilbanks scrapbook, GoldenPalace.com has added another piece of the infamous Runaway Bride’s puzzle to their collection — the wedding invitation….

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